Good thing: this blanket from Urban Outfitters.
Great thing: it's ten dolla. Ten! That's like, the cost of a disappointing dinner at Denny's.
And let's not kid ourselves. Though hipsters have tarnished plaid, that tarnish is temporary, and this will still keep you warm for possibly years to come. Possibly less. It is acrylic, after all.
No picture because it's buffalo plaid.