I'm sorry for what I am about to show you.
Really, design student? You made a table shaped like a cow's udder? Why?
(A portion of the creators stated intent, respectfully stolen from Design milk, my go-to site for weird design stuff) "Udder Table depicts society’s dependency on milk while also celebrating the cow and her teats."
No it doesn't.
I consider it more a sculpture I would give to someone I did not like very much. I just not open minded enough to like milk-related things. I guess I'm lactose intolerant.
And now for something completely different: Another installment of 'People using chairs the wrong way'
Images stolen fromDesign Milk, and um Design Milk again