Let's get down to business:
The good news. My shower curtain arrived, so the bathroom isn't so so so very very white. Curtain plus bathmat from Ikea equals a step in the right direction.
The other good news is they fixed the light in the kitchen. Instead of a fluorescent tube thing that didn't light up, there's a cheap looking round fixture that does light up.
The bad news is the fridge. Behold, the leaking something.
You will note that the green thing that's burst open should not be burst open. Also, when up against the wall, this water leak was directly above the electrical outlet. The tag on the plug has substantial water damage to it. Bad fridge! Bad!
The comically small kitchen, illustrated.
Slowly but surely I'll get everything in order.